Won't you take a little time out of your day to play with Fred Friend? His parents don't allow him many visitors because he might be accidentally killed. But you seem like a safe, well-behaved, harmless friend.

Fred? He's easily entertained...just wave your hand around and Fred will stay interested for hours. If you touch Fred or his possessions, he might even speak!

What joy! Thanks for playing with a lonely boy.

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